MOE MANIA

This website is totally devoted to MOE

Welcome MOE fans! This website is a tribute to that well-known-in-her-own-mind MOE. You will find all sorts of information and products about MOE. We hope this site will inform and entertain you (slightly), mostly because we have put alot of work into it, and we would hate to think it was all for nothing!

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INDEX OF MOE TOPICS

To learn more about MOE click here

For MOE's favorite things,click here

Share a MOE memory

To help MOE's cause, click here

What people have said about MOE

MOE pictures

MOE Products

MOE links

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LEARNING ABOUT MOE

MOE is thought to be born in Montreal on December 12, 1970. This has yet to be confirmed, since there is some doubt to the accuracy of these reports. Her mother claims to have had trouble during the birthing process, but there are rumors that what actually happened was that she went into the hospital, took out the pillow she was using to pretend to be pregnant, ran out the back door to the nearest bar for a beer (or ten!) Realizing that a lot of people would be really mad at her for lying, she then somehow (and this is where most of the theories lead to) managed to return with a full baby in her arms. We are currently investigating these reports, and will update the site as soon as we find out more!

One of the amazing stories about MOE's origins lies around the fact that there are similarities between MOE and several other creatures, the 2 most obvious candidates being an alien and a squirrel. We have compiled a list of similarities that MOE shares with both, but since at this time, the facts are not clear, we leave it to you to decide your own opinion on the matter.

Theory one: (Alien) Pictured below is a representation of a common alien, Greenicus bizarro.

Note the bizarre walking, the smile that is apparently for no reason, and the obvious lack of fashion sense. These are strong clues towards the theory that MOE has alien genes within her. If this is the case, further study would be required. Aliens are known for their lack of consideration (abduction), reclusiveness (rarely seen), and bad parking habits (always landing in farmers fields when airports are so clearly visible from the air!)

Theory two: (squirrel) Squirrels are temperamental (emphasis on the 'mental'), little creatures that often become pests in urban areas. The traits that MOE shares with them are as follows;

At first glance, there seems to be more in common between MOE and the squirrel, than MOE and the alien. But at the physiological level, MOE bears a much more superficial resemblance to the alien. Clearly research must be undertaken to know how to classify MOE.

* If you are afraid that MOE is part of the Squirrel Conspiracy to take over the world, you are not alone! Please visit the web site of the Anti-Squirrel Coalition to find out how you can stop this menace and protect the world for you and your children!

Here are some vital statistics about MOE:

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MOE'S FAVORITE THINGS

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Share a Moe memory

When I was a child, my sister told me news that would greatly change my life. I can remember one snowy day, all the kids were packed into the car. Excitement filled our hearts...we were going up north to a place I knew well. Driving along a beautiful country road, suddenly my eyes lit up with joy. There in the field we were driving by was a herd of the most beautiful brown cows I had ever seen. With all my strength, I mustered out a great yell of "MOO!", in the hopes the cows would reply back to me. I thought how great it was that God gave me this wonderful moment in my life. The scenery was breath taking, and all the life around it was glowing with beauty. For one short moment in my life, all was perfect...

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Until my BITCH of a sister told me "Brown cows DON'T make chocolate milk, they give white milk just like all the other cows"

This has been a real memory moment brought to you by Moe.    

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TO HELP MOE'S CAUSE

If you are a MOE fan, please be aware that she is both on the endangered list, and the critically demented list. a donation to either of these causes will greatly benefit the MOE cause. Don't be cheap! MOE also accept donations personally.

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WHAT PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT MOE

To submit your own saying, click HERE.

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MOE PICTURES

These are some pictures that MOE has taken

The last two picture MOE took on the net.

This following picture is a rare photo of MOE waking up on the day of her rag.

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MOE PRODUCTS

We are proud to offer our line of high quality MOE products. All items are in stock, and are certified by inspector MOE. To order, please email us with a list of your products.

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MOE LINKS

MOE has ties to all sorts of organizations. Here is a list of her favorites:

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We hope you've enjoyed this site. For any inquiries, please do not hesitate to contact us by email!